Why oh why do we waste senseless time & money on "studies" that draw conclusions that are obvious to any local moron? Furthermore, why do these genius scientists post their "findings" as new & radical discoveries that will change our lives forever? Stop insulting my intelligence with your pathetic analysis on common sense matter. Cancer patients say "Thanks for nothing."
It did not take much research to find examples of such useless studies.
1. Binge Drinking Impairs Decision Making
"A four year study of 200 college students found that those who drink heavily and started drinking at an early age demonstrate poor decision-making skills....."
2. Binge Drinkers Have Highest Risk of Injury
"Among moderate-drinking men who sometimes binged, the risk of injury were more than six times greater compared to male non-drinkers...."
3. When You Are Pregnant, Drinking Can Hurt Your Baby
"When you are pregnant, your baby grows inside you. Everything you eat and drink while you are pregnant affects your baby..."
4. Teen Girls More Likely To Text-&-Drive Than Teen Boys"
"According to a study released by The Allstate Foundation and National Organizations for Youth Safety, teenage girls are much more likely to engage in texting and driving than their male counterparts..."
5. Depressed students more likely to drop out
"Students with both depression and anxiety had especially poor academic performance...."
Like OMG, I can't believe #4 is true! Like, no way teen girls text more than boys....ahhh! I'm so annoyed!