Monday, November 23, 2009

Not Me Monday

It's been awhile since I've done one of these posts so I'm kinda nervous to start again....mostly because it's so revealing of what an awesome mom/wife I am.....right.

  • I did not wear the exact same pair of jeans 9 days in a row because they had no visible dirt and finally wash them only because Sofia said I was "icky" & "gross" & "smelly". (Megan, remember Stef? Barf)
  • I did not send Peter's cousin Kyle on a bike ride with Sofia to the park (without me or Peter)....only after he finished reading several books to I could nap on my couch and continue my awesome streak of nothingness. I'm sure he loved making a long trip from D.C. to babysit our kids. Not me, I would not force parent duties our out-of-town house guest.
  • I did not cry during the last scenes of Meet the Robinsons and tell Sofia the very pathetic line "sometimes mommies just cry". That is so lame. I do not get emotionally overwhelmed by animated Disney movies.
  • I did not violently bust into the bathroom & force Sofia to pinch one off so I could sit down at go. That is an unpleasant experience that I would never force upon my child.
  • I have not finally give in and start reading Stella books while sitting on the toilet....and reason to myself that I was being a "good mommy" by not leaving my children unattended for substantial parts of the day and multi-tasking....and completely ignore the grossness factor.
  • I did not tell Sofia that her only afternoon options were to watch a movie, play video games, or that I could lay on the couch and nap. No way, I always engage my children in educational activities.
  • I did ignore my laundry for an entire week and then cry when I saw that our dirty laundry literally went from the ground to chute opening the ceiling.
  • I did not tell Sofia to bounce one of those gi-mungus balls to me in Walmart and proceed to back my noggin into a metal rack sending 14 huge hula hoops noisily rolling all over 4 different aisles. Not me, I am not clumsy...and I do not encourage my children to play with display toys.
  • I do not continually partake in this Not Me Monday blog thing and not provide the link to the lady who came up with her credit for the creative idea. Nope, I always give credit where credit is due.


Anonymous said...

Glad to see that you are back! I love reading your Not Me Mondays because it make me aware that I am not the only one!

Kyle said...

I wouldn't have had it any other way - I had a blast with the girls (you and Peter were okay, too)!

Ethan, Zach, and Emma's Mom said...

Hehehehe...I do the nap thing too! Thank goodness for Daddy's laptop and educational online games.

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